a) If you live for long enough, serve for long enough, and manage to be convicted for perjury (and believe that the Internet is a series of tubes), Alaskans will still name an airport after you even if you're not dead ("Thanks, Exxon and Conoco Philips!")
2) Nothing in life is free
3) No matter where you're from, where you're going, what time it is (2:30 AM Alaska Time)or how cold it is outside, you have GOT to make sure you are moisturized, made up, wrinkle-free and not too shiny.
4) In Alaska, they love their natural heritage shot, killed and taxidermied.
5) Alaskans care more about the animals they don't have then the ones they do.
7 comments:
nice pics! cant wait till u get here! present time!
OMG -- As Joey would say, ROFL. Joannie and I nearly gave ourselves hernias we were laughing so hard. Great post! Hurry home!
you are way too funny after the hard time you've had getting home. plus, you look don't look weary at all! can't wait to see you, and the kids can't wait to open their presents.
love, joannie
hope you made it!
It was a joy to see you reunited with your family. We are all so relieved that you are safely home - sense of humor obviously intact :).
Merry Christmas.
hope next year we can all go to guam
m looks sooooooo grown up!
Andrew
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